I was editing my resume today and decided to google the term "soigneur" (swah-nee-ehr) to see that I was spelling it correctly, since I was a soigneur, in many respects, for a number of races this year in both Italy (for Amore & Vita) and Canada (for the Garneau team at the Tour de Beauce and for Phil at the Canadian Nationals).
When I saw this article posted today that had been published in USA Today back in 2005, entitled, The 10 Worst Jobs in Sports, I burst out laughing and had to read it top to bottom. Although I did not act as the massage therapist, as most soigneurs do, I had the task of filling 75 water bottles each evening before bed and making thirty jelly buns folded in specially-crafted aluminum paper shells - that were easy for cold fingered cyclists to open - each morning before and in a frantic rush during breakfast. I was also the one rushing with Lorek, the actual soigneur/massage therapist of Amore & Vita, from start line to feed zone in a top-heavy camper, zipping through the backroads of the Italian, Slovenian, and French countryside based on a weathered old European atlas. And after feeding the riders, we would shoot through the fields of cows and mustard to the finish lines where we'd feed again during the circuit as the intensity either faded out completely or was amplified by the finish line, depending on who stayed in the front. After each race, our job continued, just as you'll read in the article I've copied below. Needless to say, being an assistant soigneur was like nursing people whose day jobs work their muscles, lung and heart strength, and mental endurance until there's literally nothing left to give...
#9: Soigneur for a professional cycling team
Long, hard, tough ... 'and wonderful'
 By Sal Ruibal, USA TODAY
 Soigneur is a French word that means "one who cares for    others." In the case of a soigneur who toils for a professional cycling team,    caring for others includes responsibilities that would make even the most doting    mother cringe.
"The worst job in sports? That sounds about right," jokes    Shelley Verses, a brassy blonde who became the first female soigneur on the    elite European racing circuit in 1985. "There's so much more than giving a massage    after the race. We're valets, cooks, washers, drivers, wound cleaners, psychiatrists    and confessors. It is long hours, hard days, tough conditions and a wonderful    way of life."
 Dave Bolch, who worked as a soigneur for the Saturn women's    team and the U.S. Postal Service squad, likens the work to "being a roadie for    a heavy-metal band."
 A typical European circuit professional cycling team employs    a handful of soigneurs, with each aide caring for three or four riders. Star    riders may have a personal soigneur, but he or she is paid by the rider instead    of the team.
 "For me, it is a lot like being a road mom for the boys,"    says Alyssa Morahan, soigneur for the TIAA-CREF/5280 cycling team. In her case,    they are boys because her team is a mostly under-23 developmental squad. "Other    than the team photographer, I'm the only female they might talk to for three    or more weeks."
 Long, busy days    A typical soigneur's day begins before sunrise, preparing    breakfast for the riders, making sure the team cars are loaded with dozens of    bottles of energy drinks and water, race snacks and spare clothing.
 Then comes the application of special lotions and potions    called embrocations, which warm up a rider's muscles. 
 In cold or rainy weather, a layer of petroleum jelly is    applied over exposed leg for warmth and waterproofing. 
 During the previous night, riders' clothing has been washed    and dried. Their personal gear must be packed and readied for transfer to the    next stop in a multiday stage race or for travel back to the team's home base.
 Post-race sandwiches and drinks must be prepared and packed,    as well as extensive emergency medical kits. The ability to perform roadside    first aid is mandatory.
 Dede Barry, a recently retired pro rider and wife of pro    racer Michael Barry, will never forget how U.S. Postal soigneur Elvio Barcella    took care of her husband after a horrific crash.
 "Michael crashed in the Vuelta a Espana in 2002 and was    then dragged by a motorbike which screeched to a halt and landed on his chest,"    she recalls.
 "He was covered in road rash head to toe and was bleeding    everywhere. He managed to remount his bike and pedal to the finish where Elvio    began to clean his wounds. It took an hour and a half and they had to clean    out road grit from every wound in his body while he was squirming in pain, sweating    profusely and biting a pillow."
 Before the start of the race, a few of the team soigneurs    must rush to the designated "feed zones" where they are permitted to pass musettes,    cloth bags filled with energy bars, cookies, fruit and drinks. It takes courage    to stand inches away from zooming bikes as riders snatch the musettes from the    soigneurs' outstretched arms. 
 Other soigneurs then drive a team van to the next hotel,    where they check in and move the riders' luggage to their rooms.
 At the end of the race, they meet the exhausted riders    with cold drinks and clean towels to wipe away the grime. In the team bus, they    break out sandwiches and snacks the soigneurs prepared that morning.
 After dinner, the riders relax and get massages. It is    during those intimate moments that many riders bare their souls to the soigneurs,    who often know more about a riders' psyche than the team director.
 And boys being naughty boys, sometimes they bare more than    their souls. 
 "Another soigneur gave me a big ol' pair of bamboo toaster    tongs," says Verses, who has soothed the sore muscles of such renowned riders    as Lance Armstrong, Greg LeMond and Davis Phinney. "If they got frisky, I'd    just bang those tongs on the table and things would settle down quickly."
 Soigneurs also are the first line of defense against a    rider's worst enemy: saddle sores.
 "They're riding six, seven hours a day in the grand tours,"    Verses says. "A lot of damage can occur."
 That means keeping tender parts clean and dry in a bacteria-laden    environment of sweat, friction and pressure.
 "I look at it as teaching boys how to care for their bodies,"    Morahan says.
 Close contact    In some cases, soigneurs have also become enmeshed in the    doping scandals that have plagued professional cycling.
 The infamous 1998 Tour de France doping disaster began    when Willy Voet, a soigneur with the French Festina team, was arrested at the    Belgian border with a trunk-load of illegal doping products.
 Former U.S. Postal team soigneur Emma O'Reilly made headlines    last year when she alleged in the book L.A. Confidential that Armstrong    used the banned drug EPO in 1998 and 1999. Armstrong has denied ever using any    doping products and has aggressively pursued a libel suit against the book's    authors.
 Verses and Morahan say that while there is an informal    understanding that what is heard or seen in the massage room stays there, the    use of doping products is highly unethical and betrays their mission of caring    for the athlete.
 "Most of the riders are really good guys," Verses says.    "I've given massages to Lance, and I can assure you that I've never seen any    sign of doping."
 The bond between riders and their soigneur is a strong    one. Verses, 41, has retired from the pro circuit but still attends to her former    charges when they visit the Santa Barbara, Calif., area.
 Morahan says the offseason separation is difficult. "I    missed it," she says. "Not being with the team is the hardest."
 And the riders share that closeness. When Bolch left the    Saturn women's team for a job with U.S. Postal, four-time U.S. national champion    Barry says, the riders saluted him when they stole his camera for a few minutes    and posed for a team "moon" photo.
 "Needless to say, he had a little explaining to do to his    wife upon returning home," Barry says.